Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tiger Woods - Join US!

We don't need to report on Tiger Woods' recent headline news, but it is interesting to note that Mr. Woods has an endorsement deal with Gillette - our mortal enemy - among Nike, Accenture, AT&T, American Express and others - totally more than $100 million annually. More importantly, as this recent blog post by Heckler Spray points out -

"If we can't trust Tiger, then what are we going to do with our faces? We'll have to grow beards, that's what. We hate beards. Damn you, Tiger Woods."

Gillette users - your days are numbered. Welcome to the bearded side.

1 comment:

  1. By Merlin’s beard! Tiger’s hot scandal is sure to take his hair off anyway. He will not be required to shave anymore.