Monday, October 5, 2009

If you can't beat em, wear a bowtie

The Momentum Of Failure claims it's totally acceptable to fake a beard (or mustache) if you can't (or don't want to) grow one.

We at Build-A-Beard have one word for that:


I mean, when Nick Cave wanted to man up, he did it for real.


when Nick Cave decided he was tired of not being awesome**?

He didn't go half-assed.

Now even his Glamour Shots will fucking kill you.

Yeah. Grow a real beard or shut up, that's what Tim Harrington says.

**note: we here at Build-A-Beard do, in fact, acknowledge that Nick Cave has never been anything less than awesome. His new molester 'stache just makes him moreso.

1 comment:

  1. I'm just saying, If you're going to expect one from me, patience is a virtue.