Friday, October 23, 2009

BREAKING: Phoenix's Beard Smells Funny

Much like the Phoenix is a mythical, sacred firebird with a colorful plumage and a tail of gold and scarlet (or purple, blue, and green according to some legends), Joaquin Phoenix is following in ancient Greek's footsteps with his new... burning beard.

Thanks to the lovely @squaregirl for flagging this now immortal facial hair.


  1. I can't take all the credit. I was inspired by @richyferrell:

    Or was Joaquin inspired by Kings of Leon?

    We may never know.

  2. Also, Carlos D's mustache is on fire.

  3. Also, Carlos D was soooooooo hot before his mustache was on fire.